Perfect Lover

I want to build you the perfect lover

It's my thing, it's sorta what I do

I want to build you the perfect lover

Nothing but the best for you will do

I want to build you the perfect lover

From bits and pieces of all your lovers past 

I want to build you the perfect lover

One that is guaranteed to last

And to last

And to last

And to last

Let’s start with your mother

Just kidding, 

We'll use that girl over there

Not the blond she's too needy

The one with the auburn colored hair

See her standing in the sunlight

See the way light compliments her curves

Don’t worry I’ll fix all that later

I'm going to get you what you deserve

And deserve 

And deserve 

And deserve

You know the one you almost married

When you left her you really broke her heart

Don't worry it can be recycled

It still beats, and we’re off to a start

We’ll put it in the empty Russian

You always said she’d be perfect with a heart

We can keep her up to the neckline

But can’t use the talking part

For that I went all the way back to high school

That little girl with the pouty do me look

We can only use the outside though mate

Says she went crazy on Facebook

I’m want to build you the perfect lover

I’m want to build you the perfect lover

I’m want to build you the perfect lover

My speciality is animation

It’s much less a science than an art

too dumb and they're boring

But you never want make them too smart

So I took that one professor

Watered down by those girls from Amsterdam 

She’s smart enough to be charming

But not enough to be a man

And before I present her

There’s just one final thing to do

I need a moment with your lover

I need to tell her a thing or two

I’m want to build you the perfect lover

I’m want to build you the perfect lover

I’m want to build you the perfect lover